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* Mike was the last player to get both Bunker 1 A 0:18 and Surface 2 A 0:53 as World Records.  He would like to think that this means something, but it really doesn't.

* Mike was the last player to get both Bunker 1 A 0:18 and Surface 2 A 0:53 as World Records.  He would like to think that this means something, but it really doesn't.

* Mike has beaten Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas to 100% completion way too many times, including two speedruns, the best of which took just over 20 hours of game time.  He once hoped to complete a third speedrun and submit it to [[Speed Demos Archive]], but this may or may not ever happen.

* Mike has beaten Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas to 100% completion way too many times, including two speedruns, the best of which took just over 20 hours of game time.  He once hoped to complete a third speedrun and submit it to [[Speed Demos Archive]], but this may or may not ever happen.

* Mike has never used his own controller at a Virginia meet, mostly because he hasn't owned a controller with a decent control stick in several years.

* Mike has Surface 2 SA 0:55 and [[Jim Barrett|Jimbo]] doesn't. Suck it, Jimbo.

* Mike has the worst luck ever in Mario Kart 64 4-player mode.

* Despite being notoriously skinny, Mike can eat large quantities of food in one sitting and not gain a pound thanks to his ridiculously fast metabolism.

* Despite being notoriously skinny, Mike can eat [[Jim Barrett|Jimbo]]-like quantities of food in one sitting and not gain a pound thanks to his ridiculously fast metabolism.

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